First of all let me say that this is not some kind of 'hate ethnic' thing, there are plenty of other websites where you can vent your anger on racial issues and this is not one of them, however you can laugh at them. Being situated where I am in Victoria, the major demographic is pretty much ethnic. If there's white anglo saxons out there, they are probably hiding out in Toorak till no ones watching then return to their northern suburb hovel.

First of all you have to watch this.

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Did you not understand it? Well fuck you! That's exactly what happened! George Lucas Created the greatest thing ever The Star Wars Trilogy and then for some unknown reason destroyed the script, took all the understanding out of it and then raped Star Wars by creating the Prequels. Patton just breaks it down the way he sees it through his eyes, which is a lot funnier than that 2 and a Half Men shit half you idiots watch.

LEBO OF THE MONTH - MICHAEL K from Dohertys

I know you're all wondering "Al what the crap is the Lebo of the Month?" Well Timmy; Lebo of the Month is a new award which goes to very special Lebos which go against all the DNA in their culture and do something extraordinary ( for a Lebanese Person ).

Now this review is coming from someone that likes listening to music at home, by himself, wearing a towel. So for me to actually get out with thousands of other people and like sit next to them and shit is a big deal. George Michael warrants that from me, I would sit in the traffic, fight for a car park and sit in front of the fattest, loudest women to ever of been seen outside an Internet chat room.